Illustrator Shares His Brutally Honest Guide to Various Booze Drinks

What’s your go-to alcoholic beverage? You know, the cocktail you always order whenever you go to the bar for happy hour, or the type of wine you must sip on at every wedding. Everyone has one!

You might immediately be about to think of your reoccurring beverage, but have you ever wondered what this order says about you?

If you haven’t, know that illustrator Chaz Hutton sure has. The man has spent a good portion of his time creating hilarious illustrations that speak to every type of drink lover.

Whether you opt for gin or you can’t get enough martinis, Hutton has covered just about every alcoholic drink there is, and has discovered the exact reason why you probably love them so much. And you know what? We think they’re pretty on point.

Without further ado, check out these amazing boozy drink illustrations—and tell us if what they say is accurate to you!

  1. Champagne

    Always order a glass of bubbles? You’re probably always telling the bartender about how Prosecco is basically the same thing as a French champagne. Just keeping it classy, you know?

  2. Beer

    You’re easy to please if a brew is your drink of choice. Sure, you may have to decide which brand to order, but beer always keeps things simple. It’s even easier for the bartender to serve you: Just pop that cap off and you’re off to dance!

  3. Gin and Tonic

    Gin lover? Runs in the family, of course! You know just how well these babies sneak up on you, but you still can’t help having a handful in one sitting. You may not feel wonderful the next day, but you’re always back for more.

  4. Cosmopolitan

    You’re definitely a hardcore Sex and the City fan if a Cosmo is your main drink. You just “couldn’t help but wonder” how these make you feel, right?

  5. Martini

    Sure, these feel classy when you order them, but after a few sips you’ll be feeling more “classhy” than anything else.

  6. Vodka, Lime and Soda

    You’re probably watching your waistline if you’re always ordering these. I mean, it can’t possibly be the taste that keeps bringing you back!

  7. Aperol Spritz

    Whether you took a trip to Italy and want to pretend to be back or are just attracted to the vibrant orange-y color, there’s no other reason why you’d make an Aperol Spritz’ your go-to.

  8. Red wine

    There’s nothing more adult than drinking a glass of red. Pair it with a steak and you just got even classier (even if the bottle was only $8).

  9. White wine

    …Or you just didn’t want to stain your teeth.

What do you think, did Hutton nail these illustrations or what? Did your go-to drink match up with your personality? If your favorite boozy beverage didn’t make it on here, let us know what it is and what you think it says about your personality!