When you’re single too long, you’re bound to eventually be asked why you’re single. Your parents, your friends and even complete strangers might want to know. While this question can be annoying to some, others choose to answer in a straightforward or humorous way.

For some people, the answer is simple. They just haven’t met someone they want to be in a relationship with. For other people, they may realize they have a quirk or two that turns others off.

In a new hashtag challenge, Jimmy Fallon asked his followers to “Tweet out a funny, weird, or embarrassing reason you’re single.”

It’s Hashtags time! Tweet out a funny, weird, or embarrassing reason you’re single and tag it with #WhyImSingle. Could be on the show!

— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) April 27, 2021

While some of the answers will make it on his show, many, many more hilarious answers will not, so we just had to share some of them with you here. Scroll down to discover how 17 people answer the question, “Why are you single?”

1. I have various pillows with actors’ faces on them…my fav two are of Danny DeVito #whyimsingle pic.twitter.com/FowNTRpIO5

   — La-Bambe (@barbrastreilamb) April 27, 2021

2. Because I hire Dr. Seuss to do my hair some mornings. pic.twitter.com/M2pgcq8eDB

   — Valerie Riley (@blanche923) April 27, 2021

3. One time I was singing along to Hamilton in the car and noticed drops on my windshield. I used my windshield wipers because I thought it might be raining. Turns out it was just my spit. #WhyImSingle

   — carissa (@CarissaBeth7564) April 27, 2021

4. #WhyImSingle My last serious boyfriend told me I will never love him or anyone as much as I love my dogs. He was right and he is gone ✌️ He also told me I cant “foster anymore dogs” The next day I went and picked up a 100LB German Shepherd to foster. True Story.

   — Courtney Walter (@rescuesister) April 27, 2021

5. I have a lot of Captain America themed items (from phonecases, to power banks, to earphones, keychains, household items, you name it). Apparently it’s immature and unreal to crush on a fictional character 😂 #WhyImSingle

   — Eesha (@EeshaFarooq) April 27, 2021

6. I foster and rescue the loves of my life. My ex told me if I brought one more dog home, he was gone. I brought two for insurance purposes. That’s #WhyImSingle pic.twitter.com/ks0HUl6nAu

   — Diane Cannon (@dianecannon333) April 27, 2021

7. Because I take my superhero action figures to the theater for MCU/DC movies so they can watch themselves on the big screen.#WhyImSingle

   — Original Cyn (@CyndianaJ) April 28, 2021

8. My date pronounced the L in salmon, and I said out loud, “well, you’re not the one.” #WhyImSingle

   — 💜💤🎯Gillian Not Jillian 💤💜🎯 (@GillianNot123) April 28, 2021

9. These guys might have something to do with it… #WhyImSingle pic.twitter.com/RvghKZD8Aj

   — eᴉiǝ (@eliamrl) April 27, 2021

10. I was on a first date and had a couple glasses of wine to calm down, it was clearly one too many because as we were leaving I decided to take the entire box of toys they had for kids and start handing them out to random people outside the restaurant #whyimsingle

    — evon c (@e_vie_eez) April 27, 2021

11. #WhyImSingle. Because, even though i am only 110lbs and 5’ tall.. I seem to be too much to handle. My friends tell me I am intimidating. Figure that one out. I can’t

    — Belinda Daguio (@Dz9er) April 27, 2021

12. When I meet new people I can’t help but point finger guns at them and say, “How YOU doin?” Joey Tribbiani style. I’m a 56 year old woman. #WhyImSingle

    — Steph is vaccinated🌹🇺🇸 (@wowwowdriver) April 27, 2021

13. Because I still laugh at the sound a ketchup bottle makes when trying to squeeze out the last bit of ketchup. #WhyImSingle

    — Hk (@tandooriflame22) April 27, 2021

14. Night sweats and snoring for 20 years now. You don’t get any sleep and get up wet wondering who peed the bed. #WhyImSingle

    — KathyRangel Resists🇺🇸 (@KathyRangel729) April 27, 2021

15. #WhyImSingle THIS Bed Hog. pic.twitter.com/SLy3Wgt07u

    — Sweet Staffy Valla (@Rosie5278) April 28, 2021

16. I’m still single because I proudly wear my “stealing hearts and blasting farts” shirt on every first date #WhyImSingle

    — Stacy (@StaceRuss87) April 28, 2021

17. It’s seems like the only men that can see my dating profile just ALSO happen to be in jail. #WaitingOnVisitationDay #WhyImSingle

    — LeALeag (@LeALeag) April 27, 2021