Kids. They’re the best, right? The snuggles…the kisses…the endless love.

Oh, and the writing on the walls. And throwing food. And tantrums galore. Yes, we LOVE our kids, don’t we? *Breathes in deeply.*

No shocker here, at least to those with children, but parenting is hard work. It’s probably the most taxing job that ever exists, honestly. And while it’s not truly something you can understand fully until you have a child of your own, even people without kids know full and well that they don’t have as many responsibilities as parents do.

And so—these memes are for you. The people without kids, who can rag on the people with the kids. Warning: These are ONLY going to be funny to you if you don’t have offspring. If you do? You’re not going to like these. We warned you!

1. The best thing about kids

   Is that your kid? NOPE.

2. Is there anything better than having kids?

   There suuuuure is.

3. When someone tells me they’re pregnant…

   WHY?

4. The joys of no kids are real

   $$$$$$.

5. Dogs > kids always

   Dog parents are one thing…human parents? No thank you.

6. The stress level is nonexistent

   I’ll just sit back and watch the show.

7. The only kids I need

   Woof.

8. Seriously, animal parenting is way easier

   They see me meowin’.

9. A full 8 hours of sleep is like no other

   The bragging rights are real.

10. Kid giggles are cute and all

    But the sound of nothing is way better.

11. When the kid isn’t yours, you can do whatever you want

    Those bratty kiddos.

12. No diapers, EVER

    Those things are not cheap.

13. Pizza is all I need

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    The true meaning of a food baby.

14. Shopping is glorious

    No one whining or clinging to you.

15. No one can believe it when you say you’re never having kids

    Seriously, I don’t want them!

Are you kid free, or do you have children of your own? Which side do you think has the better deal?