19 of the Most Accurate Cat Jokes That Vet Clinics Have Put Up On Their Signs
Just kidding! But you’ve probably heard that a lot, huh: How could you love a cat over a dog? It’s just that dogs are associated with being friendly, outgoing creatures whereas cats usually have more attitude and are more introverted—at least stereotypically.
It turns out that even veterinarians have strong opinions on cats. So much so that many have hung signs up on their clinics about cats—hilarious ones that will make any dog lover (and cat lovers too) laugh out loud. Here are 19 of our favorites.
The door scratching is significant
Doesn’t it seem like they ALWAYS have to get through one door to the other?
They’ve really only got two purposes in life
Sleeping and making the internet laugh.
Cats are demanding
No one else is allowed to be quite as so.
Bathing a cat is near impossible
Or a death wish.
Cats don’t text back
Not because they don’t have thumbs, because they’re rude.
They are basically Gods from a former life
They’re just doing what they were used to.
Don’t leave anything on a flat surface
It’ll end up on the floor in no time.
They can be secretly inappropriate
Food and decor is important when it comes to cats
Because they’re just going to throw up on it.
Cats lend themselves to a lot of puns
Like a lot of puns.
What a line.
Do they do anything other than sleep?
Cats’ owners are just staff
Clearly there’s no emotional attachment whatsoever!
They love to chat about the food they eat
Not a soul in the world will listen to your catnip rant besides your cat.
Except they may be scientifically unable to listen to you
At least that’s what they WANT you to think…
The more saliva the cleaner
They’re totally judging you for not doing the same.
They always want to escape
And rarely will allow themselves to placed somewhere other than a throne.
Even a cat in disguise is rude
But we love them just the same.
So tell us: Are you a cat or a dog lover? Do you agree with most of these hilarious cat signs? What’s the funniest thing your cat has ever done?