17 of the Funniest Dad Jokes That Still Have Us Shaking Our Heads

There are jokes—and then there are “dad jokes.” You know, the ones that only dads find funny, but have the rest of us shaking our heads? (Okay, sometimes they’re funny!).

If you want to impress your dad with some pretty amusing dad jokes—or make everyone else cringe—you’ll probably want to put these 17 awesome dad jokes in your back pocket for later.

  1. Making friends with spiders

    Hilarious.

  2. Pirate money

    Get it?

  3. Why Peter Pan flies

    Groan.

  4. The husband of a hippie

    Misses…ohhhh.

  5. Talking oranges

    *Hides head in hands*

  6. Every dad’s “office”

    Accurate.

  7. Squashing grapes

    So that’s how wine is made.

  8. Cutting oceans

    All the puns.

  9. Dad books

    …And more puns.

  10. Morning meals

    Badum-chhhh.

  11. Eating meat again

    Why cold? Ohhhh.

  12. No more glasses

    That’ll do it.

  13. Why sailors don’t play cards

    Good one.

  14. Reading with alcohol

    Well, most people do need tequila to get through that book after all.

  15. Odd things

    Why, yes.

  16. Candian spelling

    Ehhhh.

  17. Literature

    Definitely the worst of thymes when it comes to jokes, too (or the best).

Are you a fan of dad jokes or do they just make you roll your eyes? Share your best one!