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How many times has someone said something to you and you’ve thought of a clever comeback hours later? That’s the worst, isn’t it?

Luckily, these people were able to think of a perfect comeback to people’s comments on the spot—and they’re some of the best ones we’ve seen. Check them out below, and then share the cleverest comeback you’ve ever encountered!

A Valuable Lesson

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Walked right into that one.
Poem or Smoothie?

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Same thing, right?
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So shiny.
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How ironic.
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Now what?
Super Bri ish

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Get it?
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Dad joked the dad…but then got dad joked by a dad…
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Burnnnn.
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Good point, 4-year-old.
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Roger that.
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